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John, 18, Manchester (England), formerly of Llangollen (Wales). I am the best person to have ever lived. And probably the best that will ever live. Unless I manage to procreate with someone nearly as fantastic to look at and witty as myself and our children grow to be doubly as handsome and intelligent. But then they will kill us for our bones so that they may be even more betterer and they will have golden skin and they will grow to over 8 ft and then they will disprove gravity. And they will be worshipped like gods. Until their kiddies do the same to them and the cycle will continue until my descendants greatness is so massive that they can no longer support themselves and collapse into self aware black holes and destroy the Earth. But that won't happen because no woman is my equal. So don't worry about that. Other incredibly popular blog - quotesosimple.tumblr.com